Hey, I think I'll start a blog!

Because I have not one original idea bone in my whole stupid body, I have decided to also make a blog, mere hours after my good friend Adrienne started hers (and from the first post, it looks to be as sassy and hilarious as she is in person). I remember the second she told me she was going to start blogging, I thought to myself "Hmm, I'm going to start blogging" and here I am blogging. It's all part of my plan to steal the spotlight from Adrienne every chance I get and make sure she succeeds in nothing, ever. I also plan to somehow win a prestigous scholarship she needs to stay in school (thus causing her to drop out of school), steal her first job out from under her meaty grasp, and buy up every apartment and house in the area to ensure that she has no where to live. I also plan to blackmail her for all of her money, and then send the scandalous photos to all her friends and family anyway. And then one day in the future, I'll walk down the street and see her on the sidewalk living in a box, and I'll throw a coin at her, except that it's really just a chocolate coin, and then I'll grab the chocolate back and eat it.

Anywho, apart from hatching said plan, today was relatively uneventful. Some lame class followed by some lame break time followed by some lame class followed by some lame homework. Overall a pretty lame and unspectacular day if there ever was one.

UConn's been fine, but I definetly don't see as many noticeable weirdos around like I did at Duquesne. For instance, at Duq, I used to see Native American Patrick Swayze (NAPS for short) around all the time! He always looked 40 (though I'm pretty sure he was a student), he always wore short gym shorts regardless of how cold it was out, and he always was the spitting image of Patrick Swayze, just Native American. All I see here is a lot of regular looking jerks. I do see these two girls frequently who are best friends and are always running and giggling and they both are basically the same person, right down to every feature. They both have big thick emo glasses and short blonde boy hair and they both wear quirky hot topic clothes like some ugly shirt and some hideous odd-colored pants and those bags you sling over one shoulder that hang like a purse but lower, and they have a lot of stupid pins and badges that say crap like "I want a vampire boyfriend!" or some bullshit. Anyway, hopefully that will change because I ache for another NAPS, or April Frank, or even the Female Empowerment Car. Here's hoping the pretentious kid in my math class strikes some gold.